VERSE
1
I
was standing by the road that day
Saw
my whole future come driving my way
She
was fine in her leather and black
Ass
so perfect it would make your eyes crack
CHORUS
1
I had no choice it was destiny
With enough cash she’d be coming home with me
My
heart had stopped, she would be mine
She
won’t be sad, we’d have a great time
Now
Hot Penny and I go every day.
VERSE
2
Together you and I looking so keen
Hot
rubber and sun, you know what I mean
At
all the races, we’d blow them away
Until
that fated day
CHORUS
2
She breezed past, I turned my head.
A newer model all in red
My
heart had stopped, she would be mine
She
won’t be sad, we’d have a great time
Now
Red Betty and I go every day.
VERSE
3
I think I’m falling out of my tree
So
many pretties and just one me
Red
Betty’s getting old and I need something new
What’s
that over there in that flashy blue
CHORUS
3
She came with a speed I hadn’t seen before.
I dusted off, put my cash through the door
My
heart had stopped, she would be mine
She
won’t be sad, we’d have a great time
Now Fast Debby and I go
every day.
VERSE
1
I know this guy, he’s awful bright
His bright is so awful he can’t go out at night
I know this guy, his looks aren’t too bad
But his attitude and loser hair are really sad.
I know this guy, eighteen to life
Russianbride.com couldn’t find him a wife
I know this guy, I’m sure you know one too
He’s nameless now, nobody then no matter what you do
CHORUS
No girl, no money, no sex, nobody, nameless.
VERSE
2
I know this guy, he’s awful sweet
His sweet is so awful he just stares at his feet
I know this guy, outcome of war
Last man on the planet and still not gonna score
I know this guy, Six ‘A’ High
He may be smart but still the missing link bye bye
I know this guy, I’m sure you know one too
He’s nameless now, nobody then no matter what you do
VERSE
3
I know this guy, he’s awful nice
His nice is so awful that he can’t break the ice.
I know this guy, chess & debate
But all the Kings horses couldn’t find him a date
I know this guy, works seven to seven
It’ll never help cos his monkey has gone to heaven
I know this guy, I’m sure you know one too
He’s nameless now, nobody then no matter what you do
Verse
1
The
Captain of the Pirate ship was a mean looking guy
He
owned a black laser and was the fastest in the sky
When
the Skulldog Three had landed it meant death for new LA
His
robot men would kill them all, cos that was their way
Explosions
everywhere. They’re
weak. Tonight.
Attack.
The
Captain lifts his hand to order, metal black.
The
people run in terror, they are surely doomed today
But
in a spaceship high above a girl is heard to say.
Verse
2
A
dark sky aftermath of the first Neptune contact
With
scales and blue and alien speed, no time to react.
They
had come to take the planet, resources they would sieze
Defense
Force One was helpless, their bombs just a tease
Creatures
everywhere. There
more. Tonight.
They breed.
Beware
the darkest of the hour, they'll feed.
The
people run in terror, they are surely doomed today
But
in a spaceship high above a girl is heard to say.
Bridge
Bo,
please don’t go you will be breaking my heart
If
you get hurt it would just tear me apart.
Be
my own hero man, I want you all to myself, but you’re at it again
Chorus
Cos
I’m a hero man, live it big, you cannot hold me down
When
I’m around all dirty scum go scurry out of town
I
am the best; I beat the rest, Pluto to Mars
Cos
I’m a hero man and I’m patrolling the stars
Cos
I’m a hero man and I’m patrolling the stars
Bo
Basher, Monster Masher, Pirate Scum of the Universe Smasher
VERSE
1
Cloak
of darkness falls
The
watcher hears your calls
Its
your final song
But
they’re reaching for the pause
CHORUS
In the end it will be right
In
the end it will be clear
We
can hold onto the night
You
can hold onto the fear
In
the end
It
is clear
In
the night
You
will fear
VERSE 2
I did write it out once, but mostly I just make it up on the spot. Sometimes
it's great and other times it makes everyone stop what they were doing so they
can finish laughing. Bryan.
VERSE 3
The Reaper man draws near
And
whispers in your ear
Hold on it
wont be long
Die
my darling dear
Die my darling dear
Die Billy Bob, die Billy Bob
die
Verse
1
It'll
be good, I'll be fine
Now
that you've promised, to always be mine
You
best stay true, to what you've said
Cos
if you falter, I'll see you dead
Chorus
So
watch you're back if you walk out the door
Make
no mistake that I will settle that score
I'll
be right behind you
I'll
be right behind you
Verse 2
It'll
be fun, I'll be great
Now
we're together, we don't have to wait
Do
all of the things, you said that you'd do
Cos
if you mess up, I'll be right behind you
Verse
3
Stay
by my side, and never rebel
Cos
if you hurt me, I'll send you to hell
On the mend out with my friend - trying hard not to overspend
It was the night we knew our right - we had the girls in our site
The plan unfurls some gorgeous girls -
standing just there and doing twirls
Their clothes were tight - and their bodies were just right
I lost my feet we had to meet - this chance I sure couldn’t beat
I fixed my cap she hitched bra strap - so I moved in closed the gap
She
didn't care that she's my prayer - flirting and flicking her hair
I need a map - she is the perfect mantrap
Chorus
Here come the vicious girls, the sweet malicious girls
With
socks to our thighs, and our shorts rolled up high
Maybe
fictitious girls, and quite seditious girls
So
if you're ready to die, try put your hand on my thigh
Looked in her eyes gonna feel my prize - but then I got my surprise
She turned around and slapped me down - without so much as a frown
Laughing at their con as they moved on - to go set up the next moron
I felt like a clown - they had really put me down
Why must they seem available and keen - and then become the ice queen
So all guys please pick up your keys - get off the floor and save your
knees
The things they wear the flirty hair - you wont be getting any there
The girls a tease - get off
the floor and save your knees
I want to tell a story bout the time my father went away
He was gone so long that I had to do his weird jobs all day
But you see my Dad was an ambitious man and he had four
and I couldn’t mess them up cos then I would be out the door
Before he left on his trip he said what I would have to do
But his words were so confusing maybe I should try tell you
All I do is lie awake and let his words run through my head
All I do is lie awake and know when he gets back I'm dead
Chorus
I'm not a fairy chucker, I'm the fairy chuckers son
and
I'm only chucking fairies till the fairy chucker comes
I'm
not a fickle sucker, I'm the fickle suckers son
and
I'm only sucking fickles till the fickle sucker comes.
I'm
not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant pluckers son
and
I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes
I'm
not a fidget mucker, I'm the fidget muckers son
and
I'm only mucking fidgets till the fidget mucker comes.
Should I chuck the fairies or may be cherries I just don't know
Should I suck a fickle what is one there sure are sickles though
What about those -pheasants are they -pleasant well I sure hope so
What about those midgets do they fidget oh well here I go
Last Chorus I'm
not a cherry fucker, I'm the fairy fuckers son
and
I'm only fucking cherries till the fucking fairy comes
I'm
not a sickle fucker, I'm the sick fuckers son
and
I'm only fucking sickles till the sick fucker comes.
I'm
not a pleasant fucker, I'm the peasant fuckers son
and
I'm only fucking pheasants till the peasant fucker comes
I'm
not a midget fucker, I'm the midget fuckers son
and
I'm only fucking midgets till the mother fuckers done.
What do you think of that
Do you think we can get it back
what have you always said
we can fight it to the end
CHORUS
I want you so bad, that I can taste it
You know how I feel, this will last forever
What can I say now, we will be together
You know how I feel, will this last forever
How do we get it back
do we try it out like that
can we ever make it last
will we fight to the end
Do we even want to try
or would it all be a lie
get it back again
try to pretend
I
get on my board and trick, I fall off really quick
My
handstands will never stick, cos skatings no picnic
CHORUS
Skate like
Rodney, skate like Rodney, skate like (I wanna skate like)
Rodney, Rodney, Rodney
I
manual like a fool, can’t even skate the pool
I
should go back to school, cos Rodney you rule
BRIDGE
I practise really hard, in my little yard
But falling makes me scared, yeah falling makes me scared
And I wipe away my tears, in my little yard
And I’m trying really hard, yeah I’m trying really hard to
Skate like Rodney
I
wanna skate like Rodney, manual grind and ollie
Casper,
pogo, nollie, flat ground trick like Rodney
Rodney
is a skater, I play on my Playstation
He’s
so cool he’s what I call a skateboarding sensation.
The moon is shining on the plains
and the buffalo will run
With the coming of the crow, in the winter of the night
they will see its awesome might
and know they'll never fight
CHORUS
In the valley of the night, in the valley of the night
I can see you want to run, but the crow will steal the sun
and there can be only one
With the loosing of our sun
They'll come for you tonight
when you're sleeping in your beds
They'll feast upon your soul, put your body on a pole
Listen to your beating heart
See the darkness in your eyes
When you think you've hit the end
and that the pain will never cease
Well this is just the start, as you watch them eat your heart
They will never let you die
the curse is in your eyes
You are strange dress your own way always in black too much make-up
know how to act it is a fact that you do lack but I think you're whack
I'm not your type I'm all about hype I have my style had it a while
I am the trends like all my friends the clothes I wear my perfect hair
for all I've said I live in dread that you will change stop being
strange
become a trendite lose your insight It's your soul and should remain
whole
I some times see your eyes on me You are thinking I'm not looking
You look away I wish you'd stay make eye contact and smile back
CHORUS I fell for you I'm not in love, I just can't breath
Help me through I'm not in love, I just can't breath
Just believe (in me, how much you you mean, to me
can't you see, its just me, I'm not in love…)
Though I am cool I ain’t no fool you cant stop me from being me
Some tried before but not any more know how I am don’t give a damn
Even if I try it’d be a lie it is a shame always being lame
Thats what you say when your kind stray and when they change from
wierdly strange
But being cool has it’s own rule can not be true to the real you
It can be hard always on guard can never change to being strange
You’re the deadbeat that I will meet My friends will laugh even if I
ask
Can’t take the risk it is to great It’s my popularity that is at
stake
Mirror mirror please, will he look at me
please don't you tease, he is all I see
I am on my knees, do you hear my plea
make this feeling freeze, he is not for me
